The Daily Knight #25 – Like Mama June After Hot Yoga

The Daily Knight #25 – Like Mama June After Hot Yoga


Deconstructing Deadpool, the 88th Academy Awards, Star Wars News

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But First

  • My Dad had to have surgery to fix his aorta
  • The Academy Awards
    • Spotlight wins best movie
    • Mark Rylance wins best supporting actor
    • Mad Max Fury Road beats Star Wars
    • Droids take the stage
  • Star Wars digital on iTunes March 15, on Blu-Ray April 5
  • Star Wars Episode VIII to continue immediately after Episode VII


  • Opening credits
  • Taxi cab with Dopinder
  • Bridge fight scene
  • Colossus and Negasonic
  • Flashback #1
    • Wade Wilson and pizza guy
    • Wade meets Vanessa at bar
    • Wade is diagnosed with cancer
  • Back at bridge, Ajax gets away, Deadpool does Monty Python black knight impression with broken hands and foot, cuts off own hand and jumps on dumptruck
  • Flashback #2
    • Wade goes for extreme cancer treatment
    • Wade fights Ajax, loses, treatment facility burns down and Wade emerges from ashes
    • Wade follows Vanessa, then talks to Weasel
    • Deadpool is born, costume takes shape
    • Wade meets blind woman Al (“I shouldn’t have quit crack.”)
  • Deadpool goes back to blind Al’s place, IKEA dialogue, small hand (“It’s gonna feel HUGE in this hand…”)
  • At strip joint, Stan Lee is DJ, Ajax and Angel kidnap Vanessa
  • Deadpool gets lots of guns from Weasel and Blind Al (“No, no, down, down!”) then gets Colossus and Negasonic and ride Dopinder’s cab to boneyard
  • Big fight at boneyard, Deadpool spells out “F-R-A-N-C-i-S” using mercenaries, Deadpool fights Ajax, Colossus and Negasonic fight Angel Dust, cartoons dance around during Toto montage
  • Deadpool beats Ajax, Colossus speech, Deadpool shoots Ajax, Colossus throws up, Vanessa takes Deadpool mask off, Hugh Jackman mask
  • Ferris Bueller post-credits scene

Deadpool Quotes that made me giggle

  • “Like Mama June after hot yoga.”
  • “House blowing up builds character.”
  • “Happy Lent.”
  • “Dad?”
  • “This is my most prized possession…”
  • “All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex.”
  • “McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are confusing.”
  • “That’s right! You’re about to be killed by a zamboni! You’re going to die… in five minutes”
  • “I bet it feels huge in this hand.”
  • “Listen Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment – right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.”
  • “It’s a Big house. It’s weird I only ever see two of you. Almost like the studio couldn’t afford another X-Man.”
  • “Superhero landing! She’s going to do a superhero landing!”
  • “You’re still here? It’s over. Go home! Oh, you’re expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don’t have that kind of money. What are you expecting? Sam Jackson showing up in an eyepatch and a saucy little leather number? Go!”
  • “Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie”? I can’t tell you his name, but it rhymes with ‘pullverine.’
  • “You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”
  • “That guy was up there before I got here.”
  • “Listen Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment – right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.”
  • “Looks ARE everything! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? It’s like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?”
  • “That’s the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long…”
  • “How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van.”
  • Deadpool: How’s the Kullen coming along? Ikea doesn’t assemble itself, you know.
    Blind Al: You’re telling me. I don’t mind the Kullen. It’s an improvement on the Hurdal.
    Deadpool: Please. Anything’s an improvement over the Hurdal. I’d have taken a Hemnes or a Trysil over a Hurdal.
    Deadpool: No, I didn’t get excited until I saw the Kullen.
    Blind Al: Screw, please.
    Deadpool: Here? Now? Just kidding. I know it’s been decades.
    Blind Al: You’d be surprised.
    Deadpool: Pretty grossed out.
  • Four or five moments – that’s all it takes to become a hero. Everyone thinks it’s a full-time job. Wake up a hero. Brush your teeth a hero. Go to work a hero. Not true. Over a lifetime there are only four or five moments that really matter. Moments when you’re offered a choice to make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw, save a friend – spare an enemy. In these moments everything else falls away…

Other Deadpool Quotes links



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